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23rd-Mar-2011 06:41 am - Fiction - The Boondock Saints - G
irvy
Title: Cold Feet, Warm Heart
Author: lipstickcat
Pairing: None (but can easily be enjoyed through slash goggles for Connor/Murphy)
Rating: G (PG through slash goggles)
Disclaimer: They aren’t mine, but they’re wonderful to play with. No money made from this.
Wordcount: 800 words
Feedback: Of any kind is welcome

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The way Murphy tells it, they have a whole window missing and the snow comes in like a blizzard every night to settle over his bed, and only his bed. Poor, neglected soul that he is.

The truth is....Collapse )
23rd-Mar-2011 06:25 am - Fiction - Due South - G
irvy
Title: Golden
I never seem to have archived this, so doing it now...

Fandom: Due South
Pairing: Turnbull/Vecchio
Rating: G
Notes: Established relationship. For reasons that do not need exploring at this juncture (unless you want a summary of recent RP events), Ray is on two weeks suspension and has nothing better to do than hang around the Consulate and annoy his boyfriend...
Words: 688

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So, I was thinking, Ren- Collapse )
27th-Feb-2011 12:27 pm - Music Video - The Walking Dead - pg
irvy
Title: Hero
Vidder: lipstickcat
Fandom: The Walking Dead
Characters: Shane, Rick, Lori, Carl
Music: "Hero" by Chad Kroeger




You can download the video here: http://www.megaupload.com/?d=QKMUSPGR
27th-Feb-2011 12:12 pm - Fic - Psych - Nc-17
irvy
(Forgot to post this here when I wrote it...)

Title: Of Foxes and Fire
Author: Lipstickcat
Pairing: Carlton Lassiter/Tod Fox
Rating: Nc-17
Note: It’s dial_a_psychic’s birthday! \o/ Happy Birthday sweetheart! ♥ I have porn for you! 3,700 words worth of porn, in fact! \o/ For any other curious readers, Tod is Ro’s muse, I’m just borrowing him. All you really need to know is he looks like this ^_^

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Carlton wasn’t used to living in any kind of luxuryCollapse )
27th-Feb-2011 12:04 pm - Fic - The Boondock Saints - Pg
irvy
Title: The Same as it Always Will
Author: Lipstickcat
Fandom: The Boondock Saints
Pairing: Connor/Murphy
Rating: Pg
Word count: 1,000 approx
Disclaimer: They’re not mine, but that’s okay because Troy Duffy does pretty much what I’d do with them anyway ;D

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Waste of perfectly good whiskey…Collapse )
7th-Feb-2011 07:11 pm - Fic - The Walking Dead - G
irvy
“Of course,” Rick nods in understanding, sliding the photographs back into the manilla envelope, “we all do things that we’re not proud of sometimes. We all have mouths to feed, whether they are our own, or our family’s.”

He chews on the inside of his lower lip and gives the packet back to Shane. He would rather be able to wipe the memory of those images from his mind, though he has seen worse, much worse, even in the short time they’ve been out of the academy.

Patting his friend on the back he starts to walk away. Lori gave birth to their son not so long ago, he never realised just how much a baby required. Everything costs money.

“You have too?” Shane’s voice, though low with shame, is curious too.

“I have….” He’ll answer if Shane pushes the point, but he knows he won’t, he’s too good a friend to ask for something that he knows Rick doesn’t want to give.

It’s not the same as posing for a photoshoot in distasteful clothing, but Rick gets a lump of guilt in his throat every time he thinks of his grandma. The urn was an antique though; it paid for the crib and Christening clothes for Carl. How could he have known that a stray dog would dig up and relieve itself where he had buried her ashes?
20th-Nov-2009 02:14 pm - Fic - Psych - PG-13
irvy
Title: Dawning
Author: Lipstickcat
Pairing: Het (canon for Shawn/Abigail)
Rating: PG-13 for gore
Disclaimer: They aren’t mine. I promise to put them back when I’m done playing.
Note: 1,600 words. AU zombie!verse. This is angsty, involves character death, gore, and children. Its not a happy fic. Written for dial_a_psychic, because I give the nicest gifts to the people I love ;P

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Nobody wants to go to a crime scene at a schoolCollapse )
8th-May-2009 06:54 pm - Fic - Psych - G
irvy
Title: “The Well is Half Full”
Author: Lipstickcat
Pairing: Shawn/Lassiter
Rating: G
Disclaimer: They aren’t mine. I promise to put them back when I’m done playing.
Note: 1,200 words. Written for lozenger8, for the prompt “Halfway to the bottom”

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This wasn’t how this was supposed to go.Collapse )
29th-Mar-2009 10:39 pm - Fiction - Psych - G
irvy
Just something random that popped into my head during a conversation with sky_star

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They say that a person’s spoken vocabulary is less than their receptive vocabulary.

Shawn would agree, if he knew what they meant by “receptive”. The real kicker, though, is that Shawn is never going to forget the word receptive. It’s just going to float around in his head, repeating like that time he got the opening of “Jitter Bug” stuck in his head for five days straight.

Shawn knows lots of words. He knows “dicephalous” and “zwieback”. He knows “osculation” and “vinaceous”. He knows “sukoshi” and “poco”. “Quantal”, “girandole”, “lexical”, “spume” (he likes that one, he thinks it probably means something dirty)… the list is endless.

He’ll never forget these words. Once he’s heard them, or read them, he has them for life. They’ll pop up and play over and over in his head at the most random of moments. Sometimes they’ll come spilling out of his mouth, just to make them stop, to get them out of his head. It’s been a useful trick to employ during psychic visions at least.

He would use them. He would. He’s not afraid of looking a little bit smart, knowing these fancy words. Sometimes he does, but then there was the time that Gus quietly pointed out that he’d confused “heirline” with “hair-line”.

Shawn insisted that, actually, he really did admire Lassiter coiffure. (He was pretty sure he’d used “coiffure” correctly, at least). But, the other way made more sense.

Shawn would use the words. He knows them. They’re there, sitting in his head, waiting on the tip of his tongue.

He knows the words, he just doesn’t know what they mean.

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23rd-Dec-2008 08:00 am - Fic - Psych - G
irvy
Title: Secret Santa
Author: Lipstickcat
Pairing: Shawn/Lassiter
Rating: G
Disclaimer: These guys aren’t mine and I make not profit from them besides the joy they give me.
Notes: Pre-slash, though I like to think that they’re already having one or two drunken encounters. Links go to Cafepress online shop.

In the summer of ’81, Carlton shot the neighbour’s cat with his bb gunCollapse )
13th-Oct-2008 07:11 pm - fic - Psych - G
irvy
Title: Pet Name
Fandom: Psych
Pairing: Lassiter/Shawn
Rating: G
Words: 330
Disclaimer: They’re not mine, but the writers do such a good job feeding my fannish loves, I don’t mind. This is all in fun.
Notes: Written for just_muse_me.

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“You don’t get to pick your own nickname. They’ve gotta give you one. It’s like we’re all tryin’ to make pets out of each other and we’re not comfortable unless we get to name ‘em.” - Laura Moncur

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When Spencer calls him it, he likes to roll his eyes. He pretends to anyone that’s paying attention, which is admittedly very few because whenever Shawn is in a room everyone’s attention is immediately drawn to him like so many moths to a flickering flame, that it’s nothing new or original. You’d think that growing up he would have had his name shortened to the collie dog’s a million times over. Or at least once or twice, maybe by a particularly inventive teacher or cruel superior officer back in his rookie days. Maybe even Victoria could have looked lovingly into his eyes, during that period of ancient history that had been filled with untainted mutual adoration, and laughed as she called him her faithful companion.

The truth is that no-one has ever called him that before. And if he wants to go as far as being completely honest, which he doesn’t, he’d even admit that he likes it.

It doesn’t matter that it’s sometimes mocking, because most of the time it seems genuine. A person doesn’t take the time to give somebody a nickname unless they plan to see them often enough to make that name stick.

It works as a gauge of seriousness too: Most of the time it’s “Lassy”; a breeze of a name that indicates status-quo. But then when it’s “Lassiter”, Carlton knows that it’s important, that he should be paying attention because Shawn is appealing to him, showing respect and asking for it in return. “Carlton”, he’s still figuring out. He’s not heard it often, but he thinks that he likes it and what it means when he does hear it.

… He’d like to give Spencer a pet name, but either he’s not creative enough, or Shawn shifts too much to let anything he comes up with stick. Sometimes he thinks that Shawn’s a fox; sly and cunning, with a wickedly playful streak. But calling him that would be giving out the wrong impression.

Wouldn’t it?
11th-Oct-2008 11:36 am - Fiction - Psych - pg-13
irvy
Title: Ten Music Ficlets
Author: lipstickcat
Fandom: Psych
Pairing: Lassiter/Shawn mostly, some gen Lassiter POV, one Shawn POV
Rating: up to Pg-13
Disclaimer: They’re not mine, but the writers do such a good job feeding my fannish loves, I don’t mind. This is all in fun.
Notes: Jumping on the musicmeme bandwagon, the rules are as follows:

The Rules:
1. Pick a character, pairing, or fandom you like.
2. Turn on your music player and put it on random/shuffle.
3. Write a drabble/ficlet related to each song that plays. You only have the time frame of the song to finish the drabble; you start when the song starts, and stop when it's over. No lingering afterwards!
4. Do ten of these, then post them.


(each song is liked to youTube, so you can listen to it too)

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Fast Cars – U2

Running. Why was he running? What was he running from? Or, to who?

He knew he was dreaming; didn’t run like this is real life, not when he wasn’t chasing a perp. If this was real life, he’d have caught them by now, and the maze of endless alleyways wouldn’t keep twisting and turning and stretching and going on forever.

Until, he turned a corner that was a sharp dead end and there was no way he could stop in time. He slammed into the wall.

Which was soft, and made an “oof!” sound.

Then he was lying in bed and writhing, and there was Spencer under him.

He wanted to be running again.

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1st-Oct-2008 11:20 pm - Fiction - Psych - N-17
irvy
Title: On the Internet
Author: lipstickcat
Fandom: Psych
Pairing: Lassiter/Shawn
Rating: Nc-17
Words: 3,000
Disclaimer: They’re not mine, but the writers do such a good job feeding my fannish loves, I don’t mind. This is all in fun.
Notes: Written for justprompts. Firefox is a puppy that my RP Lassiter has found himself in possession of, you really don’t need to know anything else to enjoy this.
Beta: Many thanks for the thorough and fantastic beta job to everysecondtues.

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It felt like the faint pnk-pnk-pnk sound had always been in his headCollapse )
7th-Sep-2008 09:12 pm - Fic - Psych - G
irvy
Title: Five Ways to Say Goodbye
Author: Lipstickcat
Fandom: Psych
Pairing: Lassiter/Lucinda, Lassiter/Victoria, Lassiter/Shawn
Rating: G
Words: 560
Disclaimer: Still not mine. It's all in the name of fun
Notes: Borrowing information about Lassiter's family from his official blogs

He couldn’t remember the funeralCollapse )
7th-Sep-2008 08:15 pm - Icons - Psych
irvy
8 Lassiter icons
5 Shawn icons
1 very sexy Tim Omundson icon

Teasers: Photobucket Photobucket

Psych you out in the endCollapse )
27th-Jul-2008 04:06 pm - Fic - Psych - G
irvy
Title: Losing Sleep
Author: Lipstickcat
Pairing: Lassy/Shawn
Rating: G
Disclaimer: Sadly, Psych doesn’t belong to me. If it did, Lassy would be a very hot swing musician by night. Perhaps he is. I can dream at least.
Word count: 420

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It’s not as if he’s never lost sleep over a case before.Collapse )
15th-Jul-2008 02:09 pm - Fic - Psych - Pg-13
irvy
Title: The Crockery Won’t Survive This Affair
Author: lipstickcat
Pairing: Lassy/Shawn
Rating: PG-13
Disclaimer: Sadly, Psych doesn’t belong to me. If it did, Lassy would be a very hot swing musician by night. Perhaps he is. I can dream at least.
Notes: Possibly the strangest title I’ve ever given a fic. Written for justprompts
Word count: 246, not including quote.

But seduction isn't making someone do what they don't want to do. Seduction is enticing someone into doing what they secretly want to do alreadyCollapse )
29th-Jun-2008 11:20 pm - Fic - Psych - G
irvy
Title: Red Ball
Author: lipstickcat
Pairing: Lassy/Shawn
Rating: G
Disclaimer: Sadly, Psych doesn’t belong to me. If it did, Lassy would be a very hot swing musician by night. Perhaps he is. I can dream at least.
Notes: Gift fic for dial_a_psychic. Thank you to ifreet for the beta.
Word count: 1,500 aprox

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Of course, it was an abuse of his position...Collapse )
28th-May-2008 05:41 pm - icons - psych
irvy
Teasers:

Photobucket Photobucket Photobucket

-insert a witty phrase here-Collapse )

As always, please comment if you like something because my ego, it needs stroking.
Credit not complusory, but nice ^_^

Brush credits to ch4ron, resunik and acme graphics
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